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> Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-man-gored-bison-years-attack-yellowstones-dangerous-121610255
The dumbass got lucky he got only minor injuries.
ABC News · Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal
At least #FloridaMan doesn't have a horse to nominate and have GOP Senators fawn over.
#FloridaMan is saying average Americans should be happy with less. He's not asking rich people to bear any similar burden. Why not forego the tax cuts for the wealthy and send out some checks again to help us bear those tariff costs instead? You know, just until we transition to the better economy you're creating. #uspol
NPS: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone
"....MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, WY – On May 4, 2025, a 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park...."
www.nps.govMan gored by bison in Yellowstone - Yellowstone National Park (U.S. National Park Service)
Marco Rubio nennt Deutschlands Abwehr von Rechtsextremismus „Tyrannei“ – aus dem Lager, das Trump zur Rettung der westlichen Welt erklärt hat. Wer Demokratie so versteht wie Florida Wahlrecht, Grundrechte wie Waffenbesitz und Verfassung wie Fox News – der sollte sich nicht erheben, sondern mal still zuhören.
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White Collar Florida Man
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Sharing is caring, but offering cops an alcoholic beverage while fleeing from scene of a crime is not a good idea.
> Florida man offers police booze during car chase: ‘Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers” https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/
New York Post · Florida man offers police booze during car chase: 'Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers''
"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably
"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"
Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy
#Medicaid #elections #florida #FloridaMan
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html
It has been __0__ days since a #Republican was outed as a sex offender.
WKMG News 6 & ClickOrlando · Former DeSantis spokesman arrested for allegedly exposing sex organs
Today's #FloridaMan story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources.
> Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/
New York Post · Knife-wielding Florida man with last name 'Cocaine' arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with 'bad attitudes'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw oh boy that #jupiter " #florida #floridaman #maga - #mentalhealth in toilet aka #reality check please ~ wow great job conservatives.. ffs #failure ' built in .. ? #palmbeach breach'
I guess Mike Waltz really is The Florida Man! #MikeWaltz #leaks #floridaman
Today's #FloridaMan story.
> ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/
Law & Crime · Florida man allegedly 'became upset' about music during karaoke night and took his gun outOutside, in front of the bar, another patron was smoking. The smoker then spoke with the defendant in an attempt to calm him down, according to the affidavit. But he apparently could not be consoled.
"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"
A rare #FloridaMan post that doesn't suck donkey balls.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K
www.msn.comMSN
#FloridaMan being Florida Man. The bacteria was so rare it took doctors 2 years to figure it out. 
> Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/
Ars Technica · Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria
Note that #FloridaMan does not waste his beer.
> Florida man takes joyride in stolen ambulance, then finishes beer before taken into custody: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/
Law & Crime · Florida man takes joyride in stolen ambulance, finishes beer before taken into custody: CopsA Florida man who was apparently upset he wasn't receiving a free ride home from the hospital decided to steal an ambulance and lead cops on a police chase, according to troopers.
This just feels very Florida. Only thing would've made it more Florida is if had been trying to avoid a gator. Please do NOT drink and drive.
> Woman died after falling off golf cart driven by drunk driver who swerved to avoid parked car: Police https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-died-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/
Law & Crime · Woman died after falling off golf cart driven by drunk driver: PoliceA Florida man was charged with manslaughter after a vacationer fell off a golf cart he was driving, allegedly while under the influence, and died of her injuries.