Because the world has come to this:
https://pypi.org/project/tariff/

I had an idea to open a store to sell beds in Canada and wanted to call it "Canadian Tired". But I was told it might be a problem so I decided to go with the "Nap Store"

‘𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔 𝗪𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗕𝗘𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗭𝗭𝗜𝗡’’

I’d collapse my colony too if I encountered this near my hive.

Where do eggs go on vacation?

New Yolk City.

Back in the #renaissance a person necessary had to know #ancient #Greek and #Latin, to study the texts in their original version.

A modern day renaissance man has to know at least c++ and python.

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid to unwind.

Dinner

Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C: Chilli, cucumber, courgette, cavocado and comato; into blender and eaten with Corn chips.

#Joke I saw this on Facebook. This is old, but I still find it funny.
"All the organs were deciding who should be the boss....

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story?

Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge

Honk

https://www.deviantart.com/nartance/art/Honk-Enough-1183663990

When the joke is big enough, it follows me everywhere...

Quand la blague est assez grosse, elle me suit partout...

feat. #Nikklown

#today There's a big paddle sale at the boat store. It's quite an oar deal! #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokes #puns Heard in the Bluesky. I heard the #JokeOfTheDay on Classical FM, but wasn't fully awake, and it escapes me.

Cut my steak into pieces
I only have a spork

I'm currently reading John Green's book and I'm really enjoying it... so I took a stab at recreating the cover with a CSS twist.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Basketball #Seed #Joke

comics.lucentinian.com/6787
#AILaughs #NewsLaughs #Laughs #DailyLaughs #FunnyNews