this feels so true, i don't know why even when i do things correctly i feel like such a fuck up.

#shitpost

god damn it this is a dad tier meme but it made me laugh so im sharing it

#shitpost

A Salamander Tap is without doubt the most badass name for a maintenance procedure I've ever heard, and other industries should learn from this. Why say "We could shut it off but then we'd have to reboot from yesterday's backup" when you could say "We'd have to summon a temporally displaced Doppelganger"?

Okay, hear me out: A band where the guitarist, drummer, bassist, and keyboard player are all obsessed with getting the perfect timbre, perfect intonation, perfect sound aura from their instruments and from the mix.

The Tone Police.

"Is Kirby wearing shoes?" I ask aloud.

The ensuing destruction leaves the Foot Fetish bar out of commission for weeks.