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chris actual<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TariffMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TariffMan</span></a> still does that cringey move where he shows off his signed EOs to the cameras? Trump is such an absolute <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wanker</span></a></p>
Reverend Elvis<p>People used to smoke while listening to music.<br>It creates a completely different feeling. <a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/LetSatanCommandYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LetSatanCommandYou</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X688tUqM9-M" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=X688tUqM9-</span><span class="invisible">M</span></a></p><p><a href="https://word.undead-network.de/2025/04/19/people-used-to-smoke-while-listening-to-music/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">word.undead-network.de/2025/04</span><span class="invisible">/19/people-used-to-smoke-while-listening-to-music/</span></a><br><a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/chemnitz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chemnitz</span></a> <a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a> <a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/punk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>punk</span></a> <a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/satan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satan</span></a> <a href="https://social.undeadnetwork.de/tags/wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wanker</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p>Diese <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Managementkultur" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Managementkultur</span></a>, die immer <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clNpnNy180k&amp;t=15m7s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nur</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/kurzfristig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kurzfristig</span></a>|en <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Profit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Profit</span></a> im Auge hat, zerstört jetzt auch die <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Bundesrepublik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bundesrepublik</span></a>!</p><ul><li>Hauptsache in der eigenen <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Amtszeit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amtszeit</span></a> gibt's fett <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Boni" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Boni</span></a> bzw. <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Gro%C3%9Fspenden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Großspenden</span></a> &amp; post-politische <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Lobby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Lobby</span></a>-<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Jobs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jobs</span></a>, denn für <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Christofaschisten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christofaschisten</span></a> gilt.immer <em>"nach Mir die Sintflut!"</em></li></ul><p>Deswegen wählen nur <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Letztw%C3%A4hler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Letztwähler</span></a> und antisoziale <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a> wie <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Boomer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Boomer</span></a> diese Partei: </p><ul><li>Jene <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Generation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Generation</span></a> die sich ihr Restleben <em>'schön <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/konsumiert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>konsumiert</span></a>'</em>!</li></ul><p>Dass ähnlich wie beim Einstampfen der <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Forschungsabteilung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Forschungsabteilung</span></a> eines <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Konzern" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Konzern</span></a>|s die <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Schuldenbremse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Schuldenbremse</span></a> ein Land zerstört, <em>ist denen shiceegal!</em></p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/DEpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DEpol</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Schuldenbremse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Schuldenbremse</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/CDU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDU</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/CSU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CSU</span></a></p>
mori_au 🇦🇺<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GossiTheDog</span></a></span> </p><p>“Before asking for more Headcount and resources, teams must demonstrate why they cannot get what they want done using Al.”</p><p>All of that just to hide the real point of the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> blowjob in point 5 at the bottom of page 3.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spotify" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spotify</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ceo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ceo</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wanker</span></a></p>
Manic Pixie Dream Grandpa<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Rapist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rapist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Racist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Racist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/McGregor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>McGregor</span></a></p>
Lorry<p>10 Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green:</p><p>Ami Bera of California<br>Ed Case of Hawaii<br>Jim Costa of California<br>Laura Gillen of New York<br>Jim Himes of Connecticut<br>Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania<br>Marcy Kaptur of Ohio<br>Jared Moskowitz of Florida<br>Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington<br>Tom Suozzi of New York</p><p>Bellends.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AlGreen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AlGreen</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Democrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Democrats</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/California" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>California</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Hawaii" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hawaii</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NewYork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewYork</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Connecticut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Connecticut</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Pennsylvania" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pennsylvania</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ohio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ohio</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Washington" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Washington</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Get" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Get</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Your" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Your</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Guillotines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Guillotines</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ready" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ready</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.wastedalpaca.wtf/@hansaplast42" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>hansaplast42</span></a></span> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a>, <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Bankster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bankster</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Milliard%C3%A4re" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Milliardäre</span></a>!</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/AntisozialerWohnungsbau" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AntisozialerWohnungsbau</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Gentrifizierung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gentrifizierung</span></a></p>
Frank<p>Right-Wing Influencer: Elon Musk Is the Father of My 5-Month-Old</p><p>Ashley St. Clair revealed the news on Musk’s X on Friday evening.</p><p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/right-wing-influencer-elon-musk-is-the-father-of-my-5-month-old/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thedailybeast.com/right-wing-i</span><span class="invisible">nfluencer-elon-musk-is-the-father-of-my-5-month-old/</span></a></p><p>Ugh, Elmo's been jerking off into a turkey baster again.</p><p><a href="https://masto.nu/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>News</span></a> <a href="https://masto.nu/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://masto.nu/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> <a href="https://masto.nu/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a> <a href="https://masto.nu/tags/Baby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Baby</span></a> <a href="https://masto.nu/tags/Overbreeder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Overbreeder</span></a></p>