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LCV Every Song Could Be Improved By the Addition of an Accordion
Mastodon 🐘Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:
-want the government to abolish Mondays.
-think that every song could be improved by the addition of an accordian.
-are gaining mass to become too big to fail.
-still have a lingering fear in public places that a flash mob could appear at any second.
-lost faith in our criminal justice system because no one ever went to jail for replacing the lime Skittle with green apple.