Don't fucking argue that #osteopathy is real medicine to *me*, sunshine.
Oh yes, and in celebration of World #Homeopathy Awareness Week, be aware that homeopathy is just water.
Trust me, once you translate the cod Latin they use to describe their "remedies", you'll be very, very glad it's nothing but water.*
* Of course, when they serve it up as lactose pellets, not even the water is left.