I think we're finally dealing with corpse number one. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

MORE of Nicole Febreze-ing herself into a stupor. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #productplacement #soapsky #soapstodon

Laura AND Mona. How've you two been? #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

When you find out you're figuratively getting f.cked after you've been literally freshly f.cked... #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

A couple of deep knife twists at the end there. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

"Mike's still here." Reason enough to listen to your Goddamned lawyer, hons. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

I meant DOUG!!! (Again, watching at work).... but still, a landmine laid. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Vanessa just planted a landmine. Derek'll run right to it, eyes open. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

I love AND hate how Joey is now living rent-free in Derek and Vanessa's relationship. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

#BeyondTheGates, take me away from real-life foolishness for the next hour if you could. #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

At some point far from now, Vernon and Anita will have to realize that they're a fair part of the problems. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Vanessa could be "Diego WHO?" by the end of this mess with Joey. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Oh, Leslie Dana Sherry Martha Marcy May Marlene... Already ready to stage-mom the sh.t out of her CLEARLY SMARTER, WISER daughter. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Jacob, you in danger bro!!
#BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Yep, Martin... You *are* kinda sorry. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

The Hamiltons are feeling many versions of the burn today. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

The Hamiltons are feeling many versions of the burn today. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

The Hamiltons are feeling many versions of the burn today. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon

Bill has to be wondering why he EEEVEN with this rapey-vibe a$$hole still on his firm's payroll. #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG # #rapeculture #soapsky #soapstodon

19 episodes before a Martin-Smitty kiss. That's... progress?? #BeyondTheGates #blackmastodon #blacksky #BTG #soapsky #soapstodon