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If you visit my workplace’s website and see a survey called We Shore Could Use Your Kelp, it wasn’t me.
"Morning Song" teableau for 04/23/25
Because the dark must always end.
Thank You, I'll be here all week.
Mrs. Miasma loves puns. Which is why when I was handing her a cup for her morning tea and bumped it against the counter, she said "careful!" and I responded "that was counter-intuitive."
I can sense your groans.
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
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#FunnyNews #VisitNow #ComedyGold #DailyLaughs #AIGeneratedJokes
comics.lucentinian.comBasketball PunsWhy did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game?
Because he heard the competition was on another level!
Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?
A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.
The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"
It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)
ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.
1954Making You Smile Since 1954 — 1954
I know egg prices are high, but no one should be poaching them.
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/6964
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comics.lucentinian.comBasketball Play-In PunsWhy was the basketball team so bad at the play-in tournament?
Because they kept traveling... and not in a good way!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You're in here a lot. Are you an alcoholic?"
The horse thinks for a moment, then responds, "I don't think I am."
And POOF! He disappears.
This is where #philosophy students start to snicker, because they're familiar with Descartes' postulate, "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would've been putting Descarte before the horse.
I, having just finished French practice for the day, walk into the kitchen. My husband is filling my late grandmother’s egg-shaped salt shaker with salt.
Me: Salut
Him: No, sel. Not salut.
Me: Oui, sel-œuf.
Him: *silence*
Him: FUCK YOU
Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
When I am unafraid to forget my loan repayments!!!
